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100,000 new cases of Swine Flu per day

“The rising numbers of swine flu cases mean trying to contain the virus is no longer an option, the government says. Andy Burnham, the health secretary in England, said: ‘The national focus will be on treating the increasing numbers affected by swine flu. Cases are doubling every week and on this trend we could see over 100,000 cases per day by the end of August’”.

In my day job recently I’ve been doing a bit of project planning, using existing numbers to predict future numbers. Let’s play with these swine flu numbers a little, shall we?

On June 10 the number of reported swine flu cases was 800.

Meaning that at the reported exponential infection rate, by June 17 there were 1,600 cases, June 24 3,200, July 1 6,400, by July 8 there will be 12,800, July 15 25,600, July 22 51,200, August 1 102,400, August 8 204,800, August 15 409,600, August 22 819,200, and ‘the end of August’ gives us 1,638,400 cases. We’re of course not counting the people who no longer have the illness by the end of August, because news reporting hasn’t been telling us how well and quickly people have been recovering, just how they’ve been succumming.

So, lets say now that by the end of August, we tail off the exponential infection rate and just keep with the linear infection rate of 100,000 per day. That’s a million people every ten days, or three million people per month.

October will in that case give us 4.5 million cases, November, 7.5 million cases, December, 10.5 million cases, January, 13.5 million cases. Or a full fifth of the whole UK population.

Scaremongering?

Every skip tells a story

Over the last few days I’ve watched this skip, on King Edwards Drive near where I live, gradually fill up. Not your usual house clearance though – the skip contains a brand new futon, brand new bed, brand new clothes, brand new microwave oven, brand new designer chairs, even a brand new washing machine (though [...]

‘Prepare for a heatwave’ UK told

“In preparation for a potential heatwave this summer, people need to make sure they have a fair weather friend they can call on for aid, officials advise”. The Met Office are apparently not quite sure yet whether we’re actually going to get a serious disaster-level heatwave like we had in (was it 2006?), but they [...]

UK ‘at risk of sea-borne attack’

“Britain is vulnerable to terrorist attack from the sea because no single body is responsible for protecting the UK’s coast, MPs have warned. Just nine Royal Navy ships along with a ‘motley collection’ of police and coastguard boats guard a shoreline more than 7,000 miles long”. If there’s a point being made about having so [...]

More countries confirm swine flu

New cases of the deadly swine flu virus have been confirmed as far afield as New Zealand and Israel, as the UN warns it cannot be contained. The US, Canada, Spain and Britain confirmed cases earlier but no deaths have been reported outside Mexico, where the virus was first reported. From the way the news [...]

Jade Goody musical is to be made

“A musical based on Jade Goody’s life is being created, a former business partner and friend of the late reality TV star has confirmed. Danny Hayward, who is in charge of the project, said he is planning to hold open auditions to fill the lead role of the 27-year-old herself”. Oh for crying out loud [...]

Winterval – the truth

The person who actually coined the term Winterval has been in touch with Andy Mabbett: I am continually fascinated that the term Winterval, ever caused (and still does) such a furore. Quite simply, as Head of events at that time, we needed a vehicle which could cover the marketing of a whole season of events [...]

Real opportunities in a virtual Birmingham

I’d like to have been able to say how good the session Real opportunities in a virtual Birmingham, supposedly broadly about Second Life(tm), and specifically about Birmingham’s presence which has been developed there, was. I would, really. Unfortunately, not only was the internet connectivity – both wifi and 3G – in the conference room so [...]

Speed of eating ‘key to obesity’

“Wolfing down meals may be enough to nearly double a person’s risk of being overweight, Japanese research suggests. Those, who, in addition to wolfing down their meals, tended to eat until they felt full, were more than three times more likely to be overweight”. So basically, ‘research shows’ that if you eat quickly, you eat [...]

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